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Movie Crash #6 Miami Connection

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Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song “Against the Ninja,” Mark (Tae Kwon Do master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world’s smelliest underbelly. It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”…and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!

Movie Crash #3 Tomb Raider

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Explore the secrets of the Illuminati with Chris, Mike and James and they discover what a load of crud the movie adaptation of the Playstation (Dreamcast) classic that is Tomb Raider! Angelina Jolie stars as Lara Croft in the 2001 movie and leads us on an “adventure” through tombs trying to find a story that can bring the video game to life.

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